PRESENTATION HELL
Transcript: PRESENTATION HELL Insert Subtitle Here Circle 4 Who would be better? She gave us advice at the beginning of this project, and she will be the one to guide us through Presentation Hell! Here is a Prezi, a YouTube video, a poster, a symphony I composed, a sculpture embodying the Divine Reason, an interpretive dance and an entire novel I wrote based on three years of observation. Explanation of Sin: Presenters who just copy and paste what is supposed to be their original thoughts and ideas, and steal them from Wiki or Google, are bound to wind up in Presentation Hell. These students do not know how to be original or creative, so they fill up their p owerpoint slides with GIGANTIC paragraphs in the smallest font, to make it seem like they know what they are doing. This is looked down upon in presentation hell, because… Well come on people, TRY! This sin is in the first circle because, Hey! At least they tried! However, too much information on one slide can make for a boring presentation and is frowned upon. The punishment in this circle is mild compared to the others. The meaning of life and all of the future is written in extremely small writing along the walls of the circle. The sinners are packed in like sardines and are continuously moving in a circle so that they miss details of the explanation. The text itself would take an eternity to read, but the circular movement ensures that they will never finish. This is put as the punishment because as they forced people to read small text and be continuously confused,they too will spend eternity in constant confusion. Reading off the screen whence presenting is just a sad deed. Seriously, people. Didn’t you have two minutes to memorize your two lines? . The most horrible thing in the world is a bad class presentation! The creators of these inadequate presentations are put into a specific place in the afterlife: Presentation Hell. Circle 5 Jokers Circle 6 OUR THEME: Circle 1 OUR GUIDE: Ms. Stowell Obtainers of Too Much Information Givers of Handouts and Candy Improvisers Circle 8 Bossy Over-Achievers CIRCLE 9 Users of Technology That Doesn't Work Circle 3 Those Who Read Off of the Screen Circle 2 Insert Title Here Users of Power Points and Prezis